Harry Potter And The Natural 20

By Sir Poley

I am back!

Anyway, I really liked this story, although it is not as ridiculously awesome as I'm here to help, nor is it as long as Harry Potter and The Methods Of Rationality, it is consistently hilarious, and fairly kid-friendly, to boot.

The Blurb: Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Thursdays.

Comments: Technically accurate, and strikes me as amusing, to boot.

Language: Medium, a grand total of one D-word by the end of chapter 8, and possibly a S-word or two. "crud" and "parc(backwards)" are used fairly often.

Violence: Medium, killing of semi-sentient beings is done occasionally by a main character, said character occasionally attempts to kill sophonts threatening him or his friends, several characters are mentioned as being killed in the backstory, several characters are injured.

Religious/Other: Most characters use various powers referred to as magic, mention of demons, mention of a villain attempting to achieve immortality, one of the main characters comes from an alternate world where death can be reversed, mention of semi-arbitrary "alignment" determining a character's choices, references to "clerics" being able to heal wounds and resurrect the dead(if of "good" alignment), references to necromancy.

The Dark Lords Of Nerima

The Dark Lords Of Nerima

By claymade

Another Entry In "Erratically Updated Productions"

How Much I Liked It: Pretty good, not worth an outstanding ovation, but at least deserves several high caliber rounds of applause.

The Blurb:

"Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning."

 Comments: No obvious errors with grammar or punctuation, but misleading in that the referenced characters (Ranma and Ryouga) are not the ones responsible for misleading said Senshi.

Swearing/Language:

Occasional D-words and much rarer F-words, although none from the Senshi or Tuxedo Kamen.

Religious/Other:

An entire species of superpowered beings resembling demons of which the main character is a part, said species apparently lives off of human life energy, talk of reincarnation, talk of sorcery, brief mention of a "relationship" between two inhuman generals who both resemble human males, talk of some of the demonesque creatures being able to take control of human bodies.

Violence:

Battles involving sorcery and "martial arts" are fairly common, and described in detail, some of the inhuman characters "bleed" dust when injured and turn to dust when killed, some human characters suffer injuries.

I'm here to help

By Mark Doherty

I... Live! Seriously, however, I am alive and have finally updated.

This Sailor Moon fanfiction is now one of my favorite short stories, Fanfic or otherwise, and although it is rated M for some reason, it contains less objectionable content than Shinji and Warhammer 40k on the same site, which is oddly rated T.

The Blurb: It has now come to this. I have lived too long, failed too often, and lost all that matters. Grant me this one last gamble. Grant me an end to our eternal conflict. Grant me the death of she who enslaved our world with its Purification. Grant me Serenity.

Comments: It sounds awesome, at least to me, and the story does not disappoint.

Content Rating: High PG/low PG13 because themes of mind control, violence, and death/loss are prevalent, but nothing too dark.

• Swearing/Language: Medium, D-words are dropped rarely.
• Other: The main characters are fighting a kingdom of creatures that vaguely resemble demons, said demons are sentient and are frequently killed by the heroes, reference to a possible ...relationship between a demon general and one of his male underlings, the main character is a sympathetic character that still does morally reprehensible things such as killing said demon-creatures for their magical energy.

Overall: 5 stars, loved it.

The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson

The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson

It has been months since I last reviewed anything, even though I finished this some time ago. Wow.
I quite liked The Way of Kings, and it is a pity that I could not find a
picture that does it justice, although that may be physically impossible.
Setup:Very in depth, with at least five consistent viewpoints, and several oneshot viewpoints with their own sidestories. Note: Saying too much would spoil it. I did like it, though.
Execution:Fairly good, although it leaves far more questions than it answers, so perhaps a reason to wait until more have come out.
 Swearing/Crude Language:Fairly mild, with the most common expletive being Storming/Storm it, although I believe that there were a smattering of D-words making up a tiny fraction of the exclamations of a very long book.
Violence:Several fight scenes, lots of secondary character death, some surgery, so on and so forth. Perfect for Timmy!
Other: Fictional religion, several references to various gods also called Heralds, supernatural powers, several characters uttering things both strange and cryptic as they die, talk of special swords severing a persons soul if they cut you, a character is upset about being attracted to his brother's widow.

Children of an Elder God by John Biles and Rod M.

Another review!

I liked Children of an Elder God quite a lot, but I do need to warn you about some of the content.

• Setup: Neon Genesis Evangelion with the Pseudo-Christian parts replaced with the works of  Howard Phillips Lovecraft (and successors).
• Execution: Like I said, I liked it, but it is fairly faithful to both universes, so not exactly kid friendly all the time.
• Swearing: Bad, the main characters are both teenagers and soldiers, and it is handled mostly realistically, F-Bombs are dropped infrequently, as well as D-words and S-words, both English and German.
• Violence: Again, the Cthulhu Mythos and Neon Genesis Evangelion, together, portrayed fairly faithfully, so you should not be surprised that body horror, blood, and eldritch abominations being eaten by humungous mecha abound.
• Religious/Others: Talk of eating souls, "beings" called Outer Gods, talk of cults worshiping beings of great power, talk of being possessed by some of said beings, The whole Violator incident (and its aftermath), general amorality, none of this is portrayed as being good or right, although the soul eating thing is portrayed as a necessary (or at least unavoidable) part of getting stronger in order to defend humanity.

I did like it, and it is probably less disturbing than NGE apparently got near the end, but this is based on the work that brought you Post Apocalypse Stress Disorder (my nickname for it) and eldritch mecha, so if you take offense at enough of the previously listed things, you should probably give this one a miss.
Update: Last chapter has been published, but not available from the main page.

Something Under the Bed is Drooling by Bill Watterson

About : Calvin
Type of book : comic book.
I thought it was pretty funny.
It's about a 6 year old boy who can change his world with his imagination.

Literature course

As I think all of my readers know, I homeschool my children.  This year, we are officially doing a literature course.  The deal is this: children have to choose a certain number of books from my list (below) plus the same number of books of their own choice.  They write a review of each book they read.  We probably discuss it (especially the Shakespeare and Chaucer) both while they're reading and after.  They also each write in a journal.  Because as best I can tell, everything needed in an English course is encompassed in the regular, practical use of English - reading, personal writing, writing for an audience.  We'll probably cover persuasive writing and presenting when we get into politics and/or social studies.
Most of the books for the younger children we get from the library; most of the books for the older children are available for free online.
The list:

Up to age 9 - pick your age from this list, then the same number of others of your own choice
Rascal the Dragon (each book in the series counts as 1)
McCormick-Mathers challenge readers (each story counts as 1)
20th century children's book treasury (each story counts as 1)
Make way for McCloskey
Any Caldecott with words
Any scriptures (one chapter counts as 1)
Other options - just ask!

Age 10+ - half your age and half your age (so 10 reads 5 and 5; 11, 5 and 6 or 6 and 5, etc )
On the revolutions of the Spheres
French for Reading
Novum Organum
Shakespeare - Sonnets
Shakespeare - Plays
Peloponnesian war
Herodotus - histories
Canterbury Tales
Any Jane Austen
Any Louisa May Alcott
Frankenstein
Dracula
The Illiad
The Odyssey
Any scriptures - one book counts as a 1 (e.g. Genesis)
Other options - just ask!